Friday, October 12, 2012

Watch out boyfriend, I've got a taser

When boyfriend first joined law enforcement, he was required to be pepper sprayed and tased.  Neither of which he ever, ever, wanted to do again.

Sure enough, his work needed a victim volunteer to help with a community educational program to inform the public about the different tasks and challenges law enforcement faces.  The volunteer they needed was for a tasing demonstration.  That super-smart boyfriend of mine was enticed by overtime hours and signed up.

So I joined him.

... to watch him get tased of course.

His Sargeant jokingly asked if I'd want to tase him instead.

You bet your law-enforcement-ass I do!

Up until he handed me the taser, I was expecting him to say,
"HAH Just kidding you naive little girl.  We would never let you taser your boyfriend."

But that never went down.

Instead, he handed me the taser, showed me the laser and instructed me to blast my boyfriend with two-prongs of electrical goodness.

So I nailed him right in the spine. 
With an audience. 
And a Sargeant as my instructor.

I mean, I could do this Deputy Sheriff thing. 
I'm a natural.

P.S.  Does anyone else think taser should be spelled with a "Z" instead of an "S" ??  Google told me it was "S", so I believed it.


  1. Anonymous8:06 AM

    This is incredibly awesome.

    And girlfrand!! I could not get over those gorgeous locks of yours! I think I paid more attention to your hair until you actually tasered your man.

  2. I love this! haha And I agree with the comment above - I LOVE your hair!

  3. Anonymous1:24 PM

    Hahah! Now that's love!

  4. Hahahahaha get it! You're hired!!

  5. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Taser with a "s" is like naked (clothes off) Tazer with a "z" is like naakked (clothes off and by god something is going to happen)

  6. roland3:39 PM

    sorry new at this that is my comment,Roland

  7. Anonymous3:07 PM

    This is so tremendous.


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