Sure enough, his work needed a
So I joined him.
... to watch him get tased of course.
His Sargeant jokingly asked if I'd want to tase him instead.
You bet your law-enforcement-ass I do!
Up until he handed me the taser, I was expecting him to say,
"HAH Just kidding you naive little girl. We would never let you taser your boyfriend."
But that never went down.
Instead, he handed me the taser, showed me the laser and instructed me to blast my boyfriend with two-prongs of electrical goodness.
So I nailed him right in the spine.
With an audience.
And a Sargeant as my instructor.
I mean, I could do this Deputy Sheriff thing.
I'm a natural.
P.S. Does anyone else think taser should be spelled with a "Z" instead of an "S" ?? Google told me it was "S", so I believed it.