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- Your brain responds to sugar the same way it responds to drugs/alcohol. It's a real addiction. And I'm addicted.
- In Portland, it's legal to be naked in public.
- The average couple gets engaged after 2-3 years of dating, and 75% of women are willing to end the relationship if no rock has been received. I'm apparently part of the 25%.
- Vodka Tampons - you can get drunk from not drinking, but rather inserting alcohol through the rectum. I learned this from a nurse - it's a real issue!
- Redheads are hyper sensitive and require more anesthesia. If you don't believe me, ask your Wisdom Tooth Doctor. They cringe when a redhead walks in.